Jared Lorenzen is still HUGE

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The “kid” on the right is incoming Kentucky Freshman, Matt Elam.  Elam weighs in at a solid 6’5″, 350-375lbs. depending on what freeway weigh-station he is transporting goods to and from.

READ THAT AGAIN.  6’5″, 375lbs is the SMEDIUM version of Jared Lorenzen.

In other news, several NFL teams need a starting QB right now.  I bet I can get Lorenzen’s cell # for you.

Or maybe just start grilling up some BBQ turkey legs and fry up some twinkies, Jared will come running.  The smoke from the fryer will act as a Fat-Bat-signal.

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