Fantasy Football team names you may not have heard 2014

(no particular order)

FINAL DEZ-TINATION

Since Dez Bryant IS basically a video-game version of a WR, here are Dez Bryant Madden highlights:

MANZIEL IN DISTRESS

Johnny Clipboard is gonna be stressed and under distress all season in Cleveland, on and off the field………when do the Cavs start preseason practice?

IT’S ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WATKINS

Sammy Watkins is fast.  Really, really fast.  Too bad he’s in Buffalo, where it’s cold.  Really, really cold.

PARTY LIKE A GRONK STAR

I love Gronk, yup I said it.  He’s a big dumb animal, and it’s awesome.  He’s also a hell of a TE (when he’s healthy).

1.21 JJ WATT

Combining two of my favorite things, an effective pass rushing/pass deflecting, nose-always-broken and bleeding Defensive End and “Back to the Future”.

TURN DOWN FOR WATT!!

Lil Jon featuring JJ Watt.  I needed a second dose of JJ Watt for some reason.

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98 DeBREES

A little dated with the Nick Lachey boy-band reference, but still a fan-favorite.

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I’LL HAVE WHAT SHE’S CALVIN

A good movie reference never hurt anyone when it comes to fantasy football team names.  You think Calvin Johnson has seen “When Harry Met Sally”?

ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WES

Again, movie reference and a solid slot-WR pun works every time.

POUR ME A BLACK & TANNEHILL

Alcohol and QBs go hand-n-hand like peanut butter & bananas.

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Good work Ryan Tennehill, well done sir.

 

 

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