Start ’em & Sit ’em Week 15 (via the Onion Sports)

Fantasy Football Week 15 from the Onion

Onion Sports has expert analysis on which players to keep and which players to drop from your fantasy football starting lineup this week:

Start ’Em

  • Johnny Manziel (QB): Manziel is finally showing the type of deluded confidence coaches have been waiting to see all year
  • Eli Manning (QB): With the Giants out of playoff contention, expect Manning to do what it takes to fuck his team out of a decent draft pick
  • Derek Anderson (QB): The Panthers expressed confidence in the backup quarterback, who arrived to practice Wednesday in a severely damaged sedan

Sit ’Em

  • Matthew Stafford (QB): Stafford has looked extremely comfortable all season while moving within a pile of defensive linemen
  • Latavius Murray (RB): Starting the explosive but oft-injured Murray is a risky option for those hoping to pay absolutely zero attention to a Raiders-Chiefs game
  • Ben Roethlisberger (QB): Expect the Steelers quarterback to be rattled after learning that the NFL’s new conduct policy includes several paragraphs specific to him

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