Saved By The Bell is STILL something I would watch EVERY Saturday

The obvious questions are 1) Where is Screech? and 2)  Where is Lisa Turtle?


I presume Screech is in jail and Lisa is having another face surgery.  Also, who’s that guy that ate Mr. Belding?  (sorry, I’m an asshole)

John Brown (who?) John Brown (who?) JOHN BROWN!!!!


High Point’s (best stoner college name EVER) John Brown got loose tonight against Coastal Carolina and showed everyone how they do it in the diiiiiirty Big South conference.  Is it tourney time yet!?!?

Did I mention he also brought back the GrandMaMa DUNK???