Scottie Pippen and Shaq keep proving they’re retired

Since it’s a slow time during the sports calender, twitter has become the most interesting outlet for wasting a good amount of time during the work day.

Matt Barnes wants to fight Serge Ibaka:

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Stephen A. Smith can’t keep his mouth shut:

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And Scottie Pippen and Shaq are arguing, and arguing, and arguing:

Shaq started the fight by saying he’d take the LA Lakers all-time starting five over the Chicago Bulls all-time starting five any day of the week.  In fact, he said the Lakers would beat the Bulls by 50.

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Simple math:  5 HOFers (LA) beats 3 HOFers (Bulls).

Even though Shaq is obviously correct (not sure about the 5o point win though), Scottie felt the need to stand up for his squad:

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Sorry @shaq but I don’t get caught up in hypotheticals. All I know is we won 6 titles, twice the amount you claimed while in LA…

Shaq bounced back:

Sorry @scottiepippen I don't believe in hypotheticals either, but I seen most of those final you did ok , but this guy did most the work . #youwereok steve kerr and Ron harper deserve more credit than you , remember I WAS BATMAN YOU WAS ROBIN , I was PUFFY YOU WAS MASE...

Sorry @scottiepippen I don’t believe in hypotheticals either, but I seen most of those final you did ok , but this guy did most the work .
#youwereok steve kerr and Ron harper deserve more credit than you , remember I WAS BATMAN YOU WAS ROBIN , I was PUFFY YOU WAS MASE…

***sidenote: nice jean-shorts (jorts) Scottie***

Shaq KEPT on going:

Anybody need a T MOBILE SIDEKICK. I GOTTa PRETTY GOOD ONE #BESTSIDEKICKEVER

Anybody need a T MOBILE SIDEKICK. I GOTTa PRETTY GOOD ONE #BESTSIDEKICKEVER

Go oust and get them sidekick edition Scottie pippen a exclusively on he's a bum.com

Go oust and get them sidekick edition Scottie pippen a exclusively on he’s a bum.com

@SCOTTINA PIPPEN

@SCOTTINA PIPPEN

Scottie snapped back at Shaq like a rubber-band bouncey ball:

Speaking of being a sidekick... if I recall correctly you know a thing or two about that as well. @shaq

Speaking of being a sidekick… if I recall correctly you know a thing or two about that as well. @shaq

Shaq is RELENTLESS (and bored):

@scottiepippen yes THE GREAT MICHAEL JORDAN GOT YOU SIX RINGS , but you will always be remembered as MR 2nd FIDDLE. SECOND BEHIND HIM AND SECOND BEHIND ME. GAME AINT OVER TIL I SAY SO. stay in yo place. 6 time nba CHUMPION

@scottiepippen yes THE GREAT MICHAEL JORDAN GOT YOU SIX RINGS , but you will always be remembered as MR 2nd FIDDLE. SECOND BEHIND HIM AND SECOND BEHIND ME. GAME AINT OVER TIL I SAY SO. stay in yo place. 6 time nba CHUMPION

Then Scottie dropped the mic (at least for today):

Game over, @shaq. All that's ever mattered to me is winning and we did plenty of that in Chicago...

Game over, @shaq. All that’s ever mattered to me is winning and we did plenty of that in Chicago…

I love when grown-up, former athletes take to twitter and prove how good the retired life is.

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