Since it’s a slow time during the sports calender, twitter has become the most interesting outlet for wasting a good amount of time during the work day.
Matt Barnes wants to fight Serge Ibaka:
Stephen A. Smith can’t keep his mouth shut:
And Scottie Pippen and Shaq are arguing, and arguing, and arguing:
Shaq started the fight by saying he’d take the LA Lakers all-time starting five over the Chicago Bulls all-time starting five any day of the week. In fact, he said the Lakers would beat the Bulls by 50.
Simple math: 5 HOFers (LA) beats 3 HOFers (Bulls).
Even though Shaq is obviously correct (not sure about the 5o point win though), Scottie felt the need to stand up for his squad:
Sorry @shaq but I don’t get caught up in hypotheticals. All I know is we won 6 titles, twice the amount you claimed while in LA…
Shaq bounced back:
Sorry @scottiepippen I don’t believe in hypotheticals either, but I seen most of those final you did ok , but this guy did most the work .
#youwereok steve kerr and Ron harper deserve more credit than you , remember I WAS BATMAN YOU WAS ROBIN , I was PUFFY YOU WAS MASE…
***sidenote: nice jean-shorts (jorts) Scottie***
Shaq KEPT on going:
Anybody need a T MOBILE SIDEKICK. I GOTTa PRETTY GOOD ONE #BESTSIDEKICKEVER
Go oust and get them sidekick edition Scottie pippen a exclusively on he’s a bum.com
Scottie snapped back at Shaq like a rubber-band bouncey ball:
Speaking of being a sidekick… if I recall correctly you know a thing or two about that as well. @shaq
Shaq is RELENTLESS (and bored):
@scottiepippen yes THE GREAT MICHAEL JORDAN GOT YOU SIX RINGS , but you will always be remembered as MR 2nd FIDDLE. SECOND BEHIND HIM AND SECOND BEHIND ME. GAME AINT OVER TIL I SAY SO. stay in yo place. 6 time nba CHUMPION
Then Scottie dropped the mic (at least for today):
Game over, @shaq. All that’s ever mattered to me is winning and we did plenty of that in Chicago…
I love when grown-up, former athletes take to twitter and prove how good the retired life is.