For the first time in ALL of the NFL off-season, Tom Brady is being mentioned in a story that doesn’t have anything to do with inflated air, game balls and psi levels.
Tom Brady has been linked to the “Bennifer” divorce that’s sweeping the pop-culture world one young hot nanny-bang at a time. Ben Affleck and wife of 10 years, Jennifer Gardner have officially occupied Splitsville USA and who’s right there in the middle of it all??
TOM EFFING BRADY.
Reportedly, three days before the paperwork for divorce was filed; Affleck, Brady and Ben’s nanny/girlfriend/marriage-ruiner/home-wrecker, Christine Ouzounian were on a private jet to Las Vegas:
Now in most instances, I try to stay out of the “who’s banging who, where, and with what” world that we live in. I really don’t give a runny-poop if Brett Favre is sending pics of his mini-footballs to a reporter. And I really don’t give a flying monkey-dookie if Ben Affleck cheated on his gorgeous, actress wife with the 28 year old nanny….I kind of assume that if a couple in Hollywood hires a hot, 28 year old nanny to watch their kids…….then probably everyone’s getting banged more than the cymbal from the “Gong Show” (it’s an old reference, but it works).
But TFB!?!?!? What are you doing man? You just CAN’T stay out of the negative press this off-season! For the first time ever, The Golden Boy is having his shit aired out publicly in front of his chiseled, square-jawed face. And his shit stinks.
I really hope this off-season doesn’t continue to de-escalate into a Tiger Woods type situation for TFB.