You Gotta Be Kidding Me

John Krahn from Martin Luther King (run the media’s coming!) High School in Riverside, CA is 7’0″ and 440lbs of pure, uninhibited, pimply faced-high school Quarter Back-sack-for-a-loss and call an ambulance, sweet Jesus!  The kid is A MOUNTAIN.

Read that again.  7 feet tall and 440 lbs. 

He moves pretty well and seems decently skilled for having recently chosen football only a few years ago over his previous career; training in the Kingdom-guarding arts for House Lannister and House Clegane.


“I’ve had minimal experience,” Krahn said. “I started in high school, but I’ve trained my way through, going to different camps.”

Krahn told MaxPreps that he’s attempting to shed some pounds by adhering to a 3,000-calorie diet comprised mainly of fish and chicken.

“I have to lose weight, for our team,” he said.

Read more about John here.

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