Denver Nuggets Uniforms Continue on a Bad, BAD Trend

We’re not even 1 game into the Denver Nuggets 2015-16 season and they’ve already hit themselves in the dick with a closed fist; just when I thought the Nuggets were finally getting out of the Bad Uniforms trashcan-basement that they’ve been dwelling in for the past 10 years…..they go and do something like this:

When is the NBA going to get AWAY from these rec-league-consolation-prize, stupid-sleeved, game-shirts!?!?

For the sake of not losing my mind completely, I guess let’s ignore the NAME of these alternate home jerseys: “WHITEGOLD-PRIDE”…….sounds a little TOO close to “White Pride” to me.  How does no one else notice these things before it gets released publicly!?!?

The Nuggets will now join the various other unhappy teams in the NBA that are forced to wear these terrible excuses for a professional uniform.  Maybe the uniforms will take the focus off the fact that the front office has successfully knocked out the knees of this franchise ever since they fired George Karl and let Masai Ujiri walk out the door a few years ago?!?!?

The Nuggets were JUST starting to climb out of the NBA dungeon by drafting Emmanuel Mudiay (LOTS of potential) and providing a MUCH NEEDED face-lift aesthetically:

New Alternate Uniforms

New Alternate Home Uniforms

New Alternate Home Uniforms

New Alternate Home Uniforms

2 out of 5 of these players are still in Denver...1 of them has a championship ring now, 1 has a few more DUI's and 1 is NBA-MIA

Only 2 out of 5 of these players are still in Denver…1 of the departed has a championship ring now, 1 has a few more DUI’s than before he left Denver and 1 is NBA-MIA

Now all we can hope for is an outdoor game in a snow-storm while wearing these borderline-racist-named jerseys so we can blend in with the snowflakes and become invisibly, unstoppable.

Waterboy

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