There Is No Dana, Only Zuul (And Steph Curry)


Even the NBA Defensive POY can’t stop Chef Curry’s stew

Ghostbusters Wiki

Zuul the Gatekeeper of Gozer is a demigod and minion of Gozer, The Destructor, alongside Vinz Clortho the Keymaster.  While typically Zuul is depicted and theorized to be a woman, the demigod can appear as any form it so chooses.

Enter stage left, the Golden State Warriors on Monday night as they take on the 2nd best team in the NBA, the San Antonio Spurs.  The Warriors, in this scenario, are Zuul….the gatekeeper and the deciding factor for when and how to release Gozer, The Destructor (Steph Curry) onto the helpless prey that is the entire NBA.

The Warriors deconstructed and dismantled the Spurs last night, 120-90.  Gozer (Curry) scored 26 points in the first 21 minutes.  He went on to finish with 37 points on 12-of-20 shooting in only three quarters, he sat the ENTIRE fourth quarter and admired his reign of this new kingdom he’s assembled, formerly known as the NBA.

Kawhi Leonard is the most disruptive perimeter defensive player in the NBA, but not even crossing the proton streams and opening a reverse gateway could stop Steph Curry and the Warriors.  Kawhi is holding his opponents to just 39.4 percent on field goals, during the month of January the Spurs let just one wing, DeMar DeRozan, score 20 points against them.  Steph Curry went for 37 points in 28 minutes of play last night.

The rest of the NBA needs to start praying to whatever god they seem fit, right now is the reign of Zuul and Gozer…..and I fear there’s no way to stop the impending carnage.

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