ESPN Should Suspend Cari Champion Immediately From All Further NBA Discussions

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In her defense, up until recently she was sitting desk-side at the “Two Morons At A Desk” show in the early mornings starring Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless which HAD to have an insurmountable affect on not only her psyche but her common sense.  I mean, you sit in close proximity to that kind of bat-shit crazy on a daily basis for several hours, it’s bound to rub off on you in some way shape or form…..kinda like the flu…..or the bubonic plague.

Apparently more of that Mountain Dew-Extreme, donut shop baker-sports opinion rubbed off on her than anyone realized, as she decided to take that dumpster-fire of a shock-jock-opinion based logic to NBA tonight on ESPN.  Pay attention to what this insane person says at the .33 second mark and watch Chris Broussard almost loose his collective NBA-analyst shit:

Go sit down somewhere Cari Champion, just go take five minutes and collect your thoughts.  Much like Dion Waiters, you’re tryin’ to do a little too much.

And while I’m at it, David Lloyd can go take a seat as well since he put Draymond Green and Russell Westbrook above Kevin Durant on this ridiculous list of stupidity.

WHY DO I HAVE TO GET ANGRY ABOUT THIS STUFF MANNNNNNN!?!?!?!

I heard Zoolander 2 really sucked

I heard Zoolander 2 really sucked

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Tryin’ To Do Too Much: The Dion Waiters Story

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The Oklahoma City Thunder’s Dion Waiters has shot a horrific 9 for 36 (25%) over his last few games, and most recently celebrating a 1 for 8 (12%) shooting performance last night against his former team, the Cleveland Cavs.

Then this brilliant piece of basketball cinema was released today commemorating the stellar slump of the “Poor Man’s JR Smith”:

Dion’s season stats are considerably down this year:

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In addition to a down scoring average, down assists, down rebounds, down PER….he’s also shooting a miserable 39% from the field and 34% from the 3-point line.  But hey, at least his assist-to-turnover ratio is 1 to 1 (he said sarcastically).

Go sit down for a minute Dion, you’re trying to do too much.