Admittedly, I stole this idea from deadpsin.com – who may have stole it from someone else…irrrregardless.
An exercise of free association-sports babble, below are the GOATS listed straight from the top of the dome with very little thought or regrets, feel free to comment, reply, email, discuss, rip-apart, judge, ridicule and enjoy:
Basketball (Men): Jordan (Lebron’s 3 for 9 in the Finals)
Basketball (Women): uhhhhhhhhh, Lisa Leslie?
Soccer: Pele’ (amI right!?!?)
Acting: Streep and DeNiro
Rock: Rolling Stones
Pop: Michael Jackson (unless you consider The Beatles “pop”)
Country: Willie Nelson orrrrrr who really cares, it all basically sounds the same.
Hip Hop: Jay-Z
Comedy: Eddie Murphy
Composer: Beethoven or Mozart, that’s all I know – they invented the piano as far as I am concerned.
Chef: Whoever invented the hamburger
Doctor: Julius Irving
Lawyer: Johnny Cochran (is there ANY other answer!!?)
President: James Polk (he accomplished everything he set out to do)
Fast Food: In & Out
Beer: Fat Tire (I’m a simple bitch)
War: World War II (best movies came from killing Nazis)
Oprah: Ellen DeGeneres
Board game: Candyland
Cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Ice Cream Flavor: Cookies & Cream
Pizza: Pepperoni w/ extra cheese
Burger: Umami Burger (all of them)
Car: 1967 Ford Mustang fastback – Eleanor
Podcast: “In The Paint” coming to a podcastery near you soon