Corgis racing, cause you deserve it

The 2018 Corgi Cup finally has a crowned winner: “Napoleon” is officially the Usain Bolt of corgi racing.

If you’re unfamiliar – corgi racing is a ritualistic, Seattle-based display of athleticism and conviction by the most unlikely of creatures, the corgi dog. 

Monday night at halftime of the Seattle Seahawks croquet match-disguised as a football game, the corgis were let loose in a fashion that only the most prestigious olympic sprinters could truly appreciate.

The event even had corporate sponsorship, thanks Bud Light.

Like a true champion bread for athletic prowess, Napoleon shoulder-pushed his way to victory with no concern for his opponents toil and drudge or any regard for the laws of gravity.  

I hear Disney already has the rights to Napoleon’s story. 


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