“It’s been a long, a long time coming
But I know a change gon’ come, oh yes it will….
“There been times that I thought I couldn’t last for long
But now I think I’m able to carry on
It’s been a long, a long time coming
But I know a change gon’ come, oh yes it will”
It’s feels good to be back in the habit (Sister Act 2). With the first official NFL game happening tonight, all of America will rejoice unto the oblong-ball-heavens while champagne-unicorn-tear-drops fall from the sky and caress our wrinkled, bearded, over-served, mouth-holed faces. FOOTBALL IS FINALLY HERE.
That tingly feeling in your legs, arms and chest is the feeling of greatness and passion for the game. It’s the feeling of prepared anxiousness focused on dominating your opponent. But most importantly it’s the feeling of believing in something greater and larger than yourself, believing that YOUR TEAM is going to win and CONQUER and DESTROY.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
Get your popcorn ready, here is TheCoLA OFFICIAL rapid-fire Super Bowl and playoff picks for the 2015 season.
AFC East – New England Patriots – 12-4 regular season record
AFC North – Baltimore Ravens – 11-5 regular season record
AFC South – Indianapolis Colts – 13-3 regular season record
AFC West – Denver Broncos – 12-4 regular season record
NFC East – Philadelphia Eagles – 11-5 regular season record
NFC North – Green Bay Packers – 12-4 regular season record
NFC South – New Orleans Saints – 10-6 regular season record
That’s 9 minutes of Drew Brees
NFC West – Seattle Seahawks – 13-3 regular season record
That’s a real commercial.
AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME:
Neck Beard the Football Pirate vs. Golden Boy’s Deflated Balls
Colts 48 – Pats 43
NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME:
Discount Double Check vs. Too Nice To Have a Nickname QB
Seattle 38 – Packers 28
Seattle Seahawks vs Indianapolis Colts
Seattle 38 – Indianapolis 34
It may not be a sexy pick, though I do love a good neck beard. Seattle is a LOCK to win that ring. Mark it down dude. Kiss the ring.
If by some random El Nino affected, Narnia-world instance, I’m wrong with my picks then I encourage everyone to……….COME AT ME BRO!
I’m right here, I ain’t goin nowhere. Nothing but space and opportunity between us. Gonna be some furniture movin up in this piece!