The “kid” on the right is incoming Kentucky Freshman, Matt Elam. Elam weighs in at a solid 6’5″, 350-375lbs. depending on what freeway weigh-station he is transporting goods to and from.
READ THAT AGAIN. 6’5″, 375lbs is the SMEDIUM version of Jared Lorenzen.
In other news, several NFL teams need a starting QB right now. I bet I can get Lorenzen’s cell # for you.
Or maybe just start grilling up some BBQ turkey legs and fry up some twinkies, Jared will come running. The smoke from the fryer will act as a Fat-Bat-signal.