Curt Schilling Continues His General Asshole-ness

A few days after Orioles outfielder Adam Jones said he was berated with racist insults by fans at Fenway Park, former Red Sox pitcher/ ultimate ass-hat Curt Schilling wants to give due process to the accusations before he gives it his stamp of white-out-of-touch-rich-guy approval.

Even after other professional ball-throwers have weighed in on what to expect as a visiting team in Fenway Park, (CC Sibathia) Curt Schilling can’t quite wrap his head around the possibility that there are racist morons in the stands, just like the ones that sit in offices in DC.

“I don’t believe the story, given the world we live in. I don’t believe it, for this reason: Everybody is starving and hungry to sit in front of a camera and talk and be social justice warriors. And if a fan yelled loud enough in center field for Adam Jones to hear the N-word, I guarantee you we would’ve heard and seen fans around on CNN on MSNBC, they would’ve found multiple fans to talk about what a racist piece of junk Boston is.”

Schilling went on to give his own examples of racist-agenda communism from his playing days, citing what he sees as black people trying to perpetrate “fake racist hoaxes” against white people. He was never very clear about what the end goal of those falsities were, but he was adamant that Jones’s story was “bullshit.”

“I spent most of my adult life in baseball parks. I heard the N-word out of my black teammates’ mouths about 100 million times,” Schilling continued. “For somebody to talk loud enough for Adam Jones to hear the N-word in center field, other people would have heard it.

“If somebody did say it, we’re going to see it and hear about it, and I would apologize to Adam Jones for doubting him, but until then, I think this is bulls—t. I think this is somebody creating a situation.”

At this point you’re probably thinking, “Wow, Curt Schilling is a dick-head who probably says the N-word a lot when only white people are around”.

And yeah, you’re probably right.  But it’s not over, the Curt decided to further his white-intelligence with a gorgeous cherry on top.  He quoted rap lyrics on twitter:

Pretty safe to say that Curt Schilling will never quite understand anyone who isn’t white, republican and rich.  But maybe I’m making a quick assumption about someone JUST because I read their tweets and listened to them make ridiculous accusations publicly.

 

 

 

Are You Not Entertained!?!?!

The NBA Playoffs are still providing plenty of worthy moments as the train gains steam towards the Finals, even though you may have to be a hoops junky to really appreciate them.

With the Clippers outed last week by the Rockets, it seems like most of the average NBA fans (people who like dunks and think JR Smith is GOOD) left the hoops table for the “when does football start” table (thanks non-stop NFL propaganda).

Which leads me to this question, what the hell happened to baseball season?  Are there any baseball fans anymore under the age of 30?  My Red Sox are in 4th place in the AL-East and 3 games under .500, while the Royals, Astros and Nationals are leading their respective divisions???  What in the name of  Ebby Calvin LaLoosh is going on?  We’ve got a serious problem in the world of baseball.

But that’s a different conversation for a later day…

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(I can hear my Dad shouting, “hey, that’s Williams and DiMaggio”.  Yes Dad, it is.)
  • Steph Curry’s Warriors are in the Captain Kirk’s chair right now against the Dwight Howard Snake-Handlers (seriously, click here), which is now heading back to Houston at 2-1 Warriors.  Steph Curry has been nothing short of spectacular in both games, averaging 33.5 ppg, 5.5 apg, and 4.5 rpg.  I get no better enjoyment watching the NBA then when I see Steph turn defenders inside-out like a drunk tail-chasing dog with vertigo…then stepping back and hitting a three in their face.  Even though he does it 10 times a game, it still feels like the first time I’ve ever seen it EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Prediction:  Warriors in 6 games.  I think Houston will win one at home, (probably game 3) then lose game 4, go back to Golden State and steal one there to take it to 6 games.  It’s what Houston did against the Clippers and if I’ve learned anything from watching the Jekyll and Hyde Rockets, it’s to expect the unexpected…whatever makes sense, think the opposite.  The Rockets are like the full roster-ed, team version of JR Smith.  Don’t think about it too hard, it makes no sense even when you try to explain it.

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“I just try to just roll with the punches. I mean, once the team pretty much starts closing out, just try to get in attack mode, and at the same time, try to find my teammates. It’s kind of hard, hitting the shots I was hitting, to try and pass the ball, but you’ve got to figure out a way.” — J.R. Smith

  • Lebron James is leading his Love-less, physically ailing Cavs to a 2-0 lead tonight over the Hotlanta Hawks.  For those of you who haven’t been paying attention, YES those Atlanta Hawks are in the Eastern Conference championship.  And before you ask, NO Dominique Wilkins did not come out of retirement (do yourself a favor and watch Nique’s Best Dunks).  Seriously, Dominique finished with dunks more than most current Small Forwards finish with wide-open layups.

Predictions:  Cavs in 5 games.  Cleveland has the best player in the world, no one on Atlanta can guard him (especially with DeMarre Carroll NOT 100%).  Bron-Bron is in full 2006-07 season form, taking the Playstation controller away from every sniveling, spoiled child involved (including Head Coach David Blatt) and isn’t giving the reigns back for anything or anyone.  He’s putting the city of Cleveland on his back yet AGAIN, seriously they should rename the city Lebron Jamestown.  

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Over The Weekend

It’s officially baseball season, we’re a week away from the NBA Playoffs, the Masters at Augusta happened, and the NFL Draft Coverage is so thick I think I need Mucinex to loosen it up before it gags me to death.

Needless to say this past weekend was full of highlights and lowlights worthy of discussion, so here’s a quick overview:

Live from the AA Texas Rangers affiliate, Frisco RoughRiders manager Joe Mikulik goes berzerk after his pitcher is tossed from the game for buzzing the tower on a batter.  Joe Mikulik is no stranger to the limelight, click here for more of his Ricky Vaughn-type antics.

  • Jose Bautista crushed a Darren O’Day pitch into the left field stands, then skip-to-my-lou’ed his way to first base which is basically the baseball version of EFF YOU DUDE!

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Probably in response to this strike out skip-rope that Darren O’Day put on him in 2013:  g65n6tjax0taqf3erdrk

  • David Ortiz called Jacoby Ellsbury a “rich bitch” and carried on the tradition of the Sox/Yankees rivalry even though half the Yankees are former Sox players (always more important to the fans than the actual players).

  • Jack Nicklaus sunk his first career hole-in-one at the par three contest at Augusta:

  • Tiger had glimpses of the vintage Tiger we all know and love, like this crazy-ass shot curved behind a tree and somehow landing on the green:

  • But then Bad Tiger showed up too:

  • Dustin Johnson hit a shot that would even make me say ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME!?!?!

  • Jordan Spieth won his first Masters and became the second youngest player to ever win by being a bad-ass and Tin-Cupping big shots like this when he probably should’ve just layed up:

  • The NBA Playoff picture is pretty much set:

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Eastern Conference

  • And lastly, The NFL Draft Coverage has become completely annoying:

Three months ago:

Two months ago:

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One week ago:

EVEN STILL, NFL analyst and football genius, Mike Mayock just isn’t buying Jameis Winston as a #1 pick:

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Hopefully this helps you catch up with the best and worst of the weekend, have a great Monday my Cola-followers, I’ll leave you with this: